so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I need moral support for this bender
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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