Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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