New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Holy shit dude........stairs
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