i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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