I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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