508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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