i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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