It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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