You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
This toilet bowl is my home.
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