Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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