I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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