dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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