I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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