good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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