So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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