Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
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