We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
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