On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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