I hope mine doesn't look like that
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
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