thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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