Whod you bang
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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