beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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