Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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