...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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