i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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