So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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