susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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