Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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