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there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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