Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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