i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
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