don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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