i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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