no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
oh god was she eating orange peels again
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Randomize
