Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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