i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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