So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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