I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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