Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Randomize
