Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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