My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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