your room smells of hookers.
And success
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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