I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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