Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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