you win again, gameday.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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