id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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