You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
she told me i tasted like america
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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