god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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