i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
where are you?
Hypothermia
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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