pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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